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14 10 2005

Adventures with Microwave Part 1

Posted by INK in Funny

“Alas, poor Pizza! I knew him, Horatio: a pastry of infinite taste, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne my stomach on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it. Here hung those crusts that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your olives now? Your oregano? Your funghi? Your flashes of mozzarella, that were wont to set the table on a roar?” – Adapted from Hamlet, Act 5, Scene 1

Crime scene of Pizza, brutally microwaved to death without prejudice for 12 minutes.

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3 Responses to “Adventures with Microwave Part 1”
  1. Princess Pris says:
    October 16, 2005 at 12:18 am

    MMmMmMm.. looks good

  2. INK says:
    October 17, 2005 at 12:47 am

    That’s what I thought too but when I bit into it, I almost lost a tooth! The thing was as hard as a brick… :P

  3. Scarlett Morgan says:
    July 27, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Oregano is a gread addition to everyday meals, i put them on soups and salads.~.:

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