My Gun is Bigger than Yours

6 Apr

Just when you thought you’ve seen em all, these crazy Japanese come up with yet another invention that takes them one step closer to world domination. Behold, all ye Robotech and Mechwarrior fans, I present to you…

Land Walker

LAND WALKER 2005 – the latest and greatest in ultimate fighting machines. Endowed with a blazing top speed of… um… how fast to turtles walk again?, it comes equiped with it’s own nerf guns! Yes, I can see how rubber balls will be devastatingly effective against enemy armour columns in times of war. Perhaps the only thing missing from making it unstopable is a super soaker array.

With Japan now petitioning to be included as a permanent member of the UN Security Council, this invention could not have come at a better time. Imagine world peace being enforced by an army of mecha – providing security to the innocent and striking terror into the heart of terrorists! Failing that, at least it’ll work as a babe magnet.

6 Responses to “My Gun is Bigger than Yours”

  1. QooDonky April 7, 2005 at 1:44 am #

    ???????! World domination is at hand!

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  2. Tigerming April 7, 2005 at 2:50 am #

    ahh… u skipped 2 days of tales. Can’t resist the present happenings issit?

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  3. Tigerming April 7, 2005 at 2:51 am #

    ahh… u skipped 2 days of tales. Can’t resist the present happenings issit?

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  4. inkyneil April 7, 2005 at 5:07 am #

    Hahaha… this was too interesting to ignore. Wonder how much YEN this one costs. :-P

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  5. Tiger April 11, 2005 at 11:36 am #

    long time never blog liao leh… hurry up!!!

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  6. Alvin April 14, 2005 at 8:10 am #

    Those are guns, but where are the roses? ;)

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