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Listen up now children. Here are Ashley’s tips for getting a good sleep.

Lesson #1: Find a snug place to sleep in.

Lesson #2: If your eyes start crossing, don’t fight it.

Lesson #3: Use arms for support if necessary.

Lesson #4: Block out the light if it gets too bright.

Lesson #5: And, most importantly, stay close to your FOOD SOURCE.

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